So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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