Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
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everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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