I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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