ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
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In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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