Whod you bang
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
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You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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