got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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