how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Say something about gay babies.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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