The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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