I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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