Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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