he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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