The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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