Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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