Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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