idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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