im gay
i know
yea but for you.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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