i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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