Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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