Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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