Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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