It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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