i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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