I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i used baking grease as lip gloss
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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