dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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