It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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