is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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