This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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