it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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