i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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