even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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