nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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