i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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