I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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