is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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I just want to make out with him forever
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I'm always down for nudity.
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