Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
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I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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