when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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