Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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