he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
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I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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