there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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