i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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