so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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