I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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