just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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