Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Randomize