Duck Duck Cougar?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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