I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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