U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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