I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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