After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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