her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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